Anonymous asked One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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Oh snap

BOOOOM



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dirtbgs:

I HOPE YOUR FAVOURITE BAND MEMBER FALLS IN LOVE WITH YOU AND YOU BECOME THEIR HAPPINESS AND YOU LIVE HAPPILY EVERY AFTER

unless it’s my favourite member then go get ur own



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paradox221bbakerstreet:

I’m so amused because when Steven Spielberg was making Jurassic Park he’s like ‘I want 10 ft’ velociraptors and everyone else is like ‘Steven no, they weren’t that big’ and he’s just like ‘well damn imma put them in the movie anyway’ and then during filming some random palaeontologists found actual 10 ft velociraptor skeletons and Spielberg was probably like ‘told ya so’



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mrwaynogay:

Hey guys! So i’m basically doing what i like to call “a portrait sketch a day” and kinda ran out of people to sketch so if you want me to sketch you just reblog this!

  • make sure you have a “me/face” tag(where i can find at least one picture of you)
  • you also got to be a little patient cause i’m only doing one a day
  • my mood influences the way i draw so be ready for some (maybe) shocking results 
  • you also gotta be following me


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arcana21:

s-tu:

s-tu:

who needs swag when you have class

…ical music

I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS

THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C

i need this framed on my wall



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shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster



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mychemicalbaboonchild:

trentofsky:

there’s something really gay about two men having sex with each other

i know but i just can’t figure out what it is



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shewalkedinbeauty:

This will be remembered for years. Iconic.



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Sometimes I try to be nice with people but then I remember..

moonsmiledance:

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